i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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