Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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