i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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