Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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