He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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