This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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