singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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