Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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