So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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