You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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