Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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