OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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