Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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