it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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