Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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