talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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