Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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