There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
then he tried to convert me to islam
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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