i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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