i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
well you can't waste a boner
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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