I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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