she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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