i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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