it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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