Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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