they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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