Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just google imaged poop.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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