The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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