Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dignity is for republicans.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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