Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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