We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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