They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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