tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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