i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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