Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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