I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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