Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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