Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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