My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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