Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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