Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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