Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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