I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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