whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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