I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
two words...techno handjob
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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