she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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