It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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