I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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