New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
is that a dick in a sweater?
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