alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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