That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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