Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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