That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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