so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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