I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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